Under The Counter

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Taking the biscuit

It pains UTC to report that some lowlife has raided a community centre while a jazz band was...

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Emu omelette for tea then?

Clarence Court, an egg producer which sounds like it might be a bit posh, has announced that its...

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Biting into Stuart’s Fiery Pie

Eating hot pies is something of a pastime for Under the Counter – if you don’t scald the...

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And you thought our packs were too conspicuous?

Over the Christmas holidays Under the Counter was lucky to catch up with his Japanese cousin Konichiwa Counter....

Shopping when the lights go out

Under The Counter is one of the most followed people in the world on Twitter. Granted, this claim...

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Time to ‘fess up

As you read this, presumably on a cold January morning/afternoon, that incident involving you, a helium balloon and...

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Counting veg

There’s nothing quite like the lingering aroma of Christmas dinner once the digestion of Brussels sprouts begins to...

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Vertical marathon

UTC was forced to doff his ragged cap to former professional footballer and inspirational businessman Stephen Tennent thanks...

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Winter sun

Every year, around this time, Under the Counter likes to pack his shorts and jet off to España...

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Pie Pie Baby

Regular readers of Under the Counter will know that he was cruelly robbed of being named maker of...