Under The Counter

Shaw Meats' gluten-free arse blasters
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You’ve taken that too far

UTC is well aware that ‘free-from’ is all the rage these days but he couldn’t help thinking that...

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Clarity, consistency and alcohol

It’s not often that UTC agrees with drinks industry watchdog The Portman Group – in fact no one...

Cock flavour soup
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Tesco merger yields results

A kindly reader got in touch with UTC last month to send him a pic of a new...

1926 Macallan whisky
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The ideal birthday tipple

As anyone who knows him will testify, the auld yin is not above begging – or bribery or...

Garry Haigh and friend
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A tribute to the World Cup’s best saves… by retailer Garry Haigh

There will no doubt be many contenders for keeper of the tournament at the World Cup, but very...

Sour beer
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Good idea turned Sour

It may be one of the latest trends in beer, but UTC is having none of it. Low...

Starbucks cup of cum
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Personalisation. You’re doing it wrong.

There are some that say UTC doesn’t have one, but the auld boy assures us his heart went...

Tennent's Lager framed print
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Done to a T

We’re easily flattered here at SLR Towers so it was a day of blushes all round when we...

Think outside the box, just like UTC
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Moving the goalposts is a no-brainer if you want to think outside the box

Of all the things UTC hates – and there’s a long, long list of them – marketing and management jargon...

Burger King kiosk
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The stuff of dreams

Never having set foot inside in a McBurger King, the auld yin was suitably flummoxed by a press...