Under The Counter
Stairlift to heaven
Very few people can take personal offence at a press release presumably circulated to every magazine in the...
Just the Tonic
UTC has been a bit late to the ‘app’ party, only recently having traded up from his Nokia...
You’re not onto plums
The reasons why UTC chooses the topics to feature on this esteemed page are many and varied, but...
The great bog roll swindle
One of the more colourful press releases that the old boy received last month was another of those...
Get ahead, get a hat
UTC is indebted to a reader who sent him this rather blunt photograph that was taken of a...
In search of the blindingly obvious
Regular readers will no doubt be aware of UTC’s increasingly-concerning fascination with pointless research, the kind that wastes...
You’re onto plums
The launch of the first ever National Plums Day triggered some fairly predictable immature banter at SLR Towers...
Desperate times call for desperate measures
The death of the high street has been predicted ever since Jesus was an altar boy, but the...
Dirty, thieving baskets!
Whether it was a minor outbreak of civil disobedience, or just good old-fashioned thievery, UTC doffed his flat...
If he only had the guts
Ye cannae whack a ridiculous job title, that’s what UTC always says. . So it was all-hail oatcake manufacturer...