Under The Counter
All I want for Christmas is…
Not often keen to talk about his politics, UTC can nonetheless be persuaded to offer an opinion or...
All I want for Christmas is…
The auld yin has been known to very occasionally deviate from the spiritual path that is ‘Grouse and...
The Lynx effect hits the road
If you’ve ever seen any of those Lynx adverts where hapless young men end up getting chased down...
It’s meat Jim, but not as we know it
While UTC admittedly has a tough time getting to grips with the whole vegan thing, he nevertheless still...
Shoplifting through the roof
Thank you to a keen UTC reader who alerted the old boy to the case of enterprising shoplifter...
Car sex ‘more popular than ever’
This month’s silly bit of sales pitch dressed as market research comes from commercial vehicle hypermarket Anchor Vans...
Burger bites back
Having been an old hippie back in the 60s, UTC can still get quite hot under the heavily...
Nothing says BBQ quite like… Buckie
The veritable icon of Scottish local retailing that is Buckfast Tonic Wine has long been a favourite of...
Porn star’s days at M&S numbered
It’s not every day that we get the chance to put the words ‘porn star’ and ‘M&S’ in...
From Headingley to Putney
Not being a huge fan of rounders, UTC normally lets the Ashes pass him by. That was, however,...