Under The Counter
Edinburgh sex is depressing, but it’s worse in Dundee
There’s more fun to be had at a Glasgow funeral than an Edinburgh wedding, as the old saying...
Who ate all the halloumi falafel wraps?
A long-suffering fan of the Hamilton Accies – The ‘Real Hoops’ – UTC will readily admit that the...
Enough with the tartans!
Despite being a true Scottish patriot, UTC has never been a huge fan of the kilt and one...
What do Bonny Tiler and Lino Richie have in common?
Keen as he invariably is to start a new year with a bit of positivity and a laugh...
Our Prime Minister… in his own words
UTC strictly avoids sullying this fine page within SLR by resorting to discussing politics but seeing as there’s...
All I want for Christmas is…
It will no doubt astonish many astute readers of this fine organ to find out that UTC isn’t...
All I want for Christmas is…
There’s nothing takes the fun out of Christmas for our resident curmudgeon quite like having to keep getting...
All I want for Christmas is…
Not often keen to talk about his politics, UTC can nonetheless be persuaded to offer an opinion or...
All I want for Christmas is…
The auld yin has been known to very occasionally deviate from the spiritual path that is ‘Grouse and...
The Lynx effect hits the road
If you’ve ever seen any of those Lynx adverts where hapless young men end up getting chased down...