Under The Counter

Dundee
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Edinburgh sex is depressing, but it’s worse in Dundee

There’s more fun to be had at a Glasgow funeral than an Edinburgh wedding, as the old saying...

Football fans
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Who ate all the halloumi falafel wraps?

A long-suffering fan of the Hamilton Accies – The ‘Real Hoops’ – UTC will readily admit that the...

United Nations sustainability tartan
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Enough with the tartans!

Despite being a true Scottish patriot, UTC has never been a huge fan of the kilt and one...

Lino Richie's van
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What do Bonny Tiler and Lino Richie have in common?

Keen as he invariably is to start a new year with a bit of positivity and a laugh...

Boris Johnson
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Our Prime Minister… in his own words

UTC strictly avoids sullying this fine page within SLR by resorting to discussing politics but seeing as there’s...

Christmas card kiosk in pub
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All I want for Christmas is…

It will no doubt astonish many astute readers of this fine organ to find out that UTC isn’t...

robot waiter
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All I want for Christmas is…

There’s nothing takes the fun out of Christmas for our resident curmudgeon quite like having to keep getting...

Boris Johnson
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All I want for Christmas is…

Not often keen to talk about his politics, UTC can nonetheless be persuaded to offer an opinion or...

Jack Daniels dispenser
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All I want for Christmas is…

The auld yin has been known to very occasionally deviate from the spiritual path that is ‘Grouse and...

The Lynx effect hits the road

If you’ve ever seen any of those Lynx adverts where hapless young men end up getting chased down...