Under The Counter

UTC on a stairlift
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Stairlift to heaven

Very few people can take personal offence at a press release presumably circulated to every magazine in the...

Cru app: a Buckfast-free zone
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Just the Tonic

UTC has been a bit late to the ‘app’ party, only recently having traded up from his Nokia...

plums
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You’re not onto plums

The reasons why UTC chooses the topics to feature on this esteemed page are many and varied, but...

bog roll
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The great bog roll swindle

One of the more colourful press releases that the old boy received last month was another of those...

'Fuck Asda' hat
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Get ahead, get a hat

UTC is indebted to a reader who sent him this rather blunt photograph that was taken of a...

irritating habits chart
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In search of the blindingly obvious

Regular readers will no doubt be aware of UTC’s increasingly-concerning fascination with pointless research, the kind that wastes...

plums
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You’re onto plums

The launch of the first ever National Plums Day triggered some fairly predictable immature banter at SLR Towers...

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

The death of the high street has been predicted ever since Jesus was an altar boy, but the...

baskets notice
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Dirty, thieving baskets!

Whether it was a minor outbreak of civil disobedience, or just good old-fashioned thievery, UTC doffed his flat...

Beer belly
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If he only had the guts

Ye cannae whack a ridiculous job title, that’s what UTC always says. . So it was all-hail oatcake manufacturer...