Under The Counter
You’ve taken that too far
UTC is well aware that ‘free-from’ is all the rage these days but he couldn’t help thinking that...
Clarity, consistency and alcohol
It’s not often that UTC agrees with drinks industry watchdog The Portman Group – in fact no one...
Tesco merger yields results
A kindly reader got in touch with UTC last month to send him a pic of a new...
The ideal birthday tipple
As anyone who knows him will testify, the auld yin is not above begging – or bribery or...
A tribute to the World Cup’s best saves… by retailer Garry Haigh
There will no doubt be many contenders for keeper of the tournament at the World Cup, but very...
Good idea turned Sour
It may be one of the latest trends in beer, but UTC is having none of it. Low...
Personalisation. You’re doing it wrong.
There are some that say UTC doesn’t have one, but the auld boy assures us his heart went...
Done to a T
We’re easily flattered here at SLR Towers so it was a day of blushes all round when we...
Moving the goalposts is a no-brainer if you want to think outside the box
Of all the things UTC hates – and there’s a long, long list of them – marketing and management jargon...
The stuff of dreams
Never having set foot inside in a McBurger King, the auld yin was suitably flummoxed by a press...