Under The Counter
It’s written in the spears
Who needs Uri Geller when you’ve got “world-famous asparamancer and international TV celebrity Jemima Packington”? That’s what the...
Burgalurs beware
You can never be too safe when protecting your business from the sundry layabouts, no-users and vagabonds that...
High risk of UTC being high risk
UTC maintains a strong interest in tracking all the various surveys that come out discussing Scotland’s alleged ‘unhealthy...
For sale: one slightly damaged ironing board
Lacking a classified section, SLR has been forced to use its online presence to offer for sale one...
Festive TV? It’s like watching a turkey defrost
Being firmly of the bah humbug persuasion, UTC never tires of complaining about the quality of entertainment on...
Please let me into the Christmas spirit!
Christmas can be an awfy thirsty time of year in UTC’s experience, combining as it does a whole...
Sea-aged champagne. Discuss.
Not much of a champagne drinker himself, UTC was bemused to learn of the latest bit of bawbaggery...
Lies, damn lies and Christmas trees
By now, regular readers of this page will be only too familiar with the auld yin’s loathing of...
Cannae see the point
Technology, UTC grudgingly admits, can be a wonderful thing but oftentimes he just cannae see the point of...
Desperados meets Mary Whitehouse
Some members of the great British public will complain about literally anything, and UTC’s patience has worn a...