Under The Counter

Sour beer
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Good idea turned Sour

It may be one of the latest trends in beer, but UTC is having none of it. Low...

Starbucks cup of cum
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Personalisation. You’re doing it wrong.

There are some that say UTC doesn’t have one, but the auld boy assures us his heart went...

Tennent's Lager framed print
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Done to a T

We’re easily flattered here at SLR Towers so it was a day of blushes all round when we...

Think outside the box, just like UTC
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Moving the goalposts is a no-brainer if you want to think outside the box

Of all the things UTC hates – and there’s a long, long list of them – marketing and management jargon...

Burger King kiosk
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The stuff of dreams

Never having set foot inside in a McBurger King, the auld yin was suitably flummoxed by a press...

declan donnelly advertising stuff
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Resistance is futile

As regular readers will be aware, nothing floats the auld yin’s boat quite like a bit of pointless...

UTC is his Ford Fiesta, bought while drunk shopping
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Never drink and shop

While UTC would never admit to making purchases while under the influence of alcohol, he was interested to...

Tabasco sauce
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Aberdeen country rockers gagged by Tabasco

While the auld yin loves a wee Ruby Murray of a Saturday evening and he can even stretch...

Inverness, where Flat Earthers have rented a shop
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Flat Earthers rent shop in Inverness

Nothing gets UTC’s dander up more than the sight of a High Street with boarded-up shops. Nothing that...

Riot Squad picket AG Barr
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Bru Dogs

The Auld Yin is thinking of launching a new regular monthly column dedicated entirely to companies who have...