Under The Counter

Seats that look like meat
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Vegan-friendly meat and greet

The auld boy had to look twice when this particular email popped into his inbox. Having re-familiarised himself...

Archie the caterpillar cake
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Copy-caterpillars

UTC has been avidly following the amusing Twitterstorm that surrounded M&S’s decision to try and do what many...

Scott Campbell
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Making a mug of us…

Never known as a man to have the proper respect for his superiors, UTC was fair tickled recently...

reed diffuser
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My bog already smells like a distillery

The auld boy thought he’d share the unlikely tale of the the £182 reed diffuser that makes your...

Bin Juice beer
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Liven up your beer fixture with Bin Juice

Here's another April Fools gag, this one was too close to home not to share. It’s the ultimate...

Pinkie Farm CD
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Is there no beginning to Dan’s talents?

Not content with being SLR President, reigning Scottish Local Retailer of the Year and an all round good...

rubber bands
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A billion rubber bands…

Known as Ceefax in his youth (because he was full of useless information), the old boy has a...

Wheelie Bins
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Burning bins to get high? It’s wheelie time to stop arson about…

UTC had to check it wasn’t April already when he received a press release from waste removal specialists...

Kensitas Club coupons
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Who remembers Kensitas Coupons?

Not much moves UTC to tears, being the emotionally stunted old codger he is, but an email that...

Pink Lady gin
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How’d you like them apples?

As an old skool west coaster, UTC has a natural empathy with the underdog trying to make it...