Under The Counter
A billion rubber bands…
Known as Ceefax in his youth (because he was full of useless information), the old boy has a...
Burning bins to get high? It’s wheelie time to stop arson about…
UTC had to check it wasn’t April already when he received a press release from waste removal specialists...
Who remembers Kensitas Coupons?
Not much moves UTC to tears, being the emotionally stunted old codger he is, but an email that...
How’d you like them apples?
As an old skool west coaster, UTC has a natural empathy with the underdog trying to make it...
Spice up your Valentine’s range
It will surprise absolutely no-one that Valentine’s Day is far from the highlight of Mrs UTC’s year. If...
When personalisation goes wrong…
Apparently not having been a good enough boy last year to make it onto Mondelez’s Christmas list, UTC...
KY rubs the auld yin up the wrong way
Marketers have got a lot to answer for, if you ask UTC. Who else would have come up...
It’s crying time again…
While we’re on the subject of Hamilton Accies, the auld boy was befuddled recently by a conversation his...
Hamilton Accies Gin – by way of Dundee
Avid readers of this page will know by now that, for his many sins, UTC is an enthusiastic...
Hats off to the good folks of Moniaive
It’s not every day that the life-weary Auld Yin sees something that lifts his spirits but he had...