Under The Counter
Brewdog gives it Yaldi
We’re all familiar with the discounters’ habit of creating copycat version of branded products and most of the...
A week in Motherwell?
As every long-in-the-tooth hack knows, it’s all in the timing. So when the old boy was at a...
Barlinnie Burger, anyone?
As we all know, home delivery has rocketed over the last few months – but UTC’s gob was...
Angels at Hampden?
An avid, if perennially disappointed Scotland fan, UTC was befuddled to receive a press release into his inbox...
Flushed with success
The auld yin had to doff his cop last month to the fine folks at discounter Aldi who...
The fly pish phenomenon
With a heavy drinking career stretching back at least six decades, UTC will readily admit to having had...
Socially distanced Christmas
Coronavirus may have brought the world to its knees, but every cloud and all that. SLR Towers’ resident...
Made redundant? We’re here to help…
Ever on the lookout for thoughtful ways to help his fellow humans, UTC thought it was his duty...
Designer wheat
Never mind finding a cure for coronavirus, a team of scientists from Rothamsted Research have bred a type...
Bum deal
What with all the recent toilet roll panic buying, the auld yin was hardly surprised to see new...