Under The Counter
One foot in the Kesgrave
There’s nothing UTC likes better than indulging in a spot of schadenfreude, so he was overjoyed to take...
Apostrophe catastrophe
Far be it from UTC to make fun of our major multiple friends, but sometimes it’s irresistible. Like...
What would Colonel Sanders say?
When he first saw this story, the auld yin could instantly picture the brainstorming session in Asda’s development...
Water you playing at?
As the auld boy will angrily tell you, the only thing you should put in a glass of...
Life’s a gas
With all the kerfuffle around petrol shortages, UTC thought he was duty bound to share a new video...
A truffle excessive
As regular readers will know, despite the auld boy’s fondness for a Gregg’s sausage roll and a Scotch...
Is that a JET forecourt?
Despite appearances, UTC is very much a man on top of the biggest trends in local retailing, so...
Curious partnerships #241
As niche hook ups go, the latest one from whisky brand Macallan and luxury car brand Bentley takes...
Lobster debate reaches boiling point
A staunch West coast working class type, the auld boy nonetheless has no qualms about the odd bit...
The day that football took a wrong turn on the way home…
Despite outward appearances to the contrary, UTC prides himself on being an egalitarian, broad-minded man of the world....