Under The Counter

Australian whisky
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UTC’s world turned upside down

Now as well know, UTC likes a dram. And we also all know whisky is Scottish. We can...

Adult video and wart ointment plastic bags
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Plastic reduction in the bag

There’s more than one way to skin a moggy, as UTC discovered when he learned of how one...

seagull eggs
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The £90 omelette

It doesn’t take much to trigger a bout of colourful language and furious rightful indignation by the auld...

'CoPo' sign
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You had one job…

UTC would like to put on record his thanks to Mintlaw retailer Sid Ali for bringing this little...

asparagus gin
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Spears looking at you

As far as the auld boy is concerned, there are some things that just shouldn’t be together. Pineapple...

Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits
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Gin category in Dire Straits

For reasons not particularly well understood, UTC has long had a curiously enthusiastic loathing for ultra-bland English soft...

Survivor pack
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What’s wrong with a Bloody Mary?

Not that he has a personal requirement for it, of course, but UTC was intrigued to hear about...

Wellpark Brewery
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Probably brewed in Northampton

UTC’s fondness for a wee pint or two of Hugh Tennent’s finest is no secret – so he...

Rocket passing through doughnut
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Rocket store for doughnuts

In UTC’s personal circle, a dark and murky place, the word ‘rocket’ is widely used as a sort...

Joe Baines
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Stone the crows

Say what you like about Tesco, they clearly know their stone fruits. UTC can confirm that Tesco has...