Under The Counter
Dirty, thieving baskets!
Whether it was a minor outbreak of civil disobedience, or just good old-fashioned thievery, UTC doffed his flat...
If he only had the guts
Ye cannae whack a ridiculous job title, that’s what UTC always says. . So it was all-hail oatcake manufacturer...
What’s that droning sound?
As well know, the old fella loves a pointless celebratory day so he was very taken with the...
They do things differently in Spain
UTC is indebted to Paul Seenan of Edrington-Beam Suntory, a good friend of SLR, who took time out of...
You’ve taken that too far
UTC is well aware that ‘free-from’ is all the rage these days but he couldn’t help thinking that...
Clarity, consistency and alcohol
It’s not often that UTC agrees with drinks industry watchdog The Portman Group – in fact no one...
Tesco merger yields results
A kindly reader got in touch with UTC last month to send him a pic of a new...
The ideal birthday tipple
As anyone who knows him will testify, the auld yin is not above begging – or bribery or...
A tribute to the World Cup’s best saves… by retailer Garry Haigh
There will no doubt be many contenders for keeper of the tournament at the World Cup, but very...
Good idea turned Sour
It may be one of the latest trends in beer, but UTC is having none of it. Low...