Under The Counter

KY Jelly
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KY rubs the auld yin up the wrong way

Marketers have got a lot to answer for, if you ask UTC. Who else would have come up...

Twitter conversation
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It’s crying time again…

While we’re on the subject of Hamilton Accies, the auld boy was befuddled recently by a conversation his...

Hamilton Accies gin
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Hamilton Accies Gin – by way of Dundee

Avid readers of this page will know by now that, for his many sins, UTC is an enthusiastic...

Moniave local businesses' advent calendar
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Hats off to the good folks of Moniaive

It’s not every day that the life-weary Auld Yin sees something that lifts his spirits but he had...

Order from McDonald's
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Burger buddies?

Marketers don’t tend to be high on UTC’s Christmas list. He blames them for most of the world’s...

McDonald's Rutland
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Flipping madness

UTC has never been much of a man for burgers. A fish supper or a Greggs steak bake,...

icebloc
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The complicated alternative to straws

Now that straws are off the menu in England and socially unacceptable everywhere else, a Hampshire engineer has...

Pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump
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Trumpkin waste

The US election was drawing near as SLR went to press so UTC couldn’t resist this poor excuse...

'I am a rocket scientist' mug
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National Sarcastic Month – that’s a great idea

The auld yin couldn’t let October pass by without acknowledging that it’s apparently National Sarcastic Month. No stranger...

Ballet dancers
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Men in tights and spuds – what’s not to like?

Perhaps betraying his working class upbringing all those eons ago, UTC has never been of a man for...