Under The Counter

Toilet tissue
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Cleaning up with price-marked bog roll

It never ceases to amaze UTC what you can do with a magic marker and a 4-pack of...

Opal Fruits
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Starburst my arse

Not that he’s stuck in 1963, but UTC has never been a fan of giving perfectly well-named products...

Microwave oven
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Micro-management issues

UTC received a release recently that was actually a sales pitch for Baxters’ new Super-licious Soup Pots range...

Pub A-board
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Got to hand it to them…

Argentinean pint-sized footballing god and fully-fledged maniac Diego Maradona has long held a special place in the hearts...

Dundee
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Edinburgh sex is depressing, but it’s worse in Dundee

There’s more fun to be had at a Glasgow funeral than an Edinburgh wedding, as the old saying...

Football fans
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Who ate all the halloumi falafel wraps?

A long-suffering fan of the Hamilton Accies – The ‘Real Hoops’ – UTC will readily admit that the...

United Nations sustainability tartan
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Enough with the tartans!

Despite being a true Scottish patriot, UTC has never been a huge fan of the kilt and one...

Lino Richie's van
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What do Bonny Tiler and Lino Richie have in common?

Keen as he invariably is to start a new year with a bit of positivity and a laugh...

Boris Johnson
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Our Prime Minister… in his own words

UTC strictly avoids sullying this fine page within SLR by resorting to discussing politics but seeing as there’s...

Christmas card kiosk in pub
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All I want for Christmas is…

It will no doubt astonish many astute readers of this fine organ to find out that UTC isn’t...