Under The Counter
Cleaning up with price-marked bog roll
It never ceases to amaze UTC what you can do with a magic marker and a 4-pack of...
Starburst my arse
Not that he’s stuck in 1963, but UTC has never been a fan of giving perfectly well-named products...
Micro-management issues
UTC received a release recently that was actually a sales pitch for Baxters’ new Super-licious Soup Pots range...
Got to hand it to them…
Argentinean pint-sized footballing god and fully-fledged maniac Diego Maradona has long held a special place in the hearts...
Edinburgh sex is depressing, but it’s worse in Dundee
There’s more fun to be had at a Glasgow funeral than an Edinburgh wedding, as the old saying...
Who ate all the halloumi falafel wraps?
A long-suffering fan of the Hamilton Accies – The ‘Real Hoops’ – UTC will readily admit that the...
Enough with the tartans!
Despite being a true Scottish patriot, UTC has never been a huge fan of the kilt and one...
What do Bonny Tiler and Lino Richie have in common?
Keen as he invariably is to start a new year with a bit of positivity and a laugh...
Our Prime Minister… in his own words
UTC strictly avoids sullying this fine page within SLR by resorting to discussing politics but seeing as there’s...
All I want for Christmas is…
It will no doubt astonish many astute readers of this fine organ to find out that UTC isn’t...