Under The Counter
KY rubs the auld yin up the wrong way
Marketers have got a lot to answer for, if you ask UTC. Who else would have come up...
It’s crying time again…
While we’re on the subject of Hamilton Accies, the auld boy was befuddled recently by a conversation his...
Hamilton Accies Gin – by way of Dundee
Avid readers of this page will know by now that, for his many sins, UTC is an enthusiastic...
Hats off to the good folks of Moniaive
It’s not every day that the life-weary Auld Yin sees something that lifts his spirits but he had...
Burger buddies?
Marketers don’t tend to be high on UTC’s Christmas list. He blames them for most of the world’s...
Flipping madness
UTC has never been much of a man for burgers. A fish supper or a Greggs steak bake,...
The complicated alternative to straws
Now that straws are off the menu in England and socially unacceptable everywhere else, a Hampshire engineer has...
Trumpkin waste
The US election was drawing near as SLR went to press so UTC couldn’t resist this poor excuse...
National Sarcastic Month – that’s a great idea
The auld yin couldn’t let October pass by without acknowledging that it’s apparently National Sarcastic Month. No stranger...
Men in tights and spuds – what’s not to like?
Perhaps betraying his working class upbringing all those eons ago, UTC has never been of a man for...