Under The Counter
Never drink and shop
While UTC would never admit to making purchases while under the influence of alcohol, he was interested to...
Aberdeen country rockers gagged by Tabasco
While the auld yin loves a wee Ruby Murray of a Saturday evening and he can even stretch...
Flat Earthers rent shop in Inverness
Nothing gets UTC’s dander up more than the sight of a High Street with boarded-up shops. Nothing that...
Bru Dogs
The Auld Yin is thinking of launching a new regular monthly column dedicated entirely to companies who have...
Extended opening hours, you say?
UTC has never shown any signs of being a royalist in the past. To be more precise, UTC...
Footballers being overpaid shocker!
Ever wondered how much it would take you to earn the same amount of money a professional footballer...
Corrie will never be the same again
Much as the auld yin would never class himself as a Corrie fan, he nevertheless gets subjected to...
You can’t win ‘em all
UTC is a hell of a man for a New Year’s resolution, most of them ridiculously optimistic and...
People eat too much at Christmas shocker!
UTC loves a good Christmas nosh-up as much as the next guy, so he was fair tickled to...
Close enough…
While SLR’s resident curmudgeon wouldn’t readily admit to being a company man, any reason is good enough for...