Under The Counter
Car sex ‘more popular than ever’
This month’s silly bit of sales pitch dressed as market research comes from commercial vehicle hypermarket Anchor Vans...
Burger bites back
Having been an old hippie back in the 60s, UTC can still get quite hot under the heavily...
Nothing says BBQ quite like… Buckie
The veritable icon of Scottish local retailing that is Buckfast Tonic Wine has long been a favourite of...
Porn star’s days at M&S numbered
It’s not every day that we get the chance to put the words ‘porn star’ and ‘M&S’ in...
From Headingley to Putney
Not being a huge fan of rounders, UTC normally lets the Ashes pass him by. That was, however,...
Brussels sprout gin. Just naw.
They say that the older you get the quicker time goes – which partly explains UTC’s difficulty with...
Davie, where are you when we need you?
An avid collector of sales pitch dressed up as legitimate research, UTC’s favourite example from last month was...
And the Tweet of the month goes to…
Politics can be very thin ice for the auld boy to skate on, so he ordinarily avoids it...
In-store comms. You’re doing it wrong.
You must be very careful these days as a business when it comes to ‘living your values’, as...
UTC’s world turned upside down
Now as well know, UTC likes a dram. And we also all know whisky is Scottish. We can...