Under The Counter

UTC is his Ford Fiesta, bought while drunk shopping
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Never drink and shop

While UTC would never admit to making purchases while under the influence of alcohol, he was interested to...

Tabasco sauce
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Aberdeen country rockers gagged by Tabasco

While the auld yin loves a wee Ruby Murray of a Saturday evening and he can even stretch...

Inverness, where Flat Earthers have rented a shop
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Flat Earthers rent shop in Inverness

Nothing gets UTC’s dander up more than the sight of a High Street with boarded-up shops. Nothing that...

Riot Squad picket AG Barr
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Bru Dogs

The Auld Yin is thinking of launching a new regular monthly column dedicated entirely to companies who have...

celebrating the royal family
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Extended opening hours, you say?

UTC has never shown any signs of being a royalist in the past. To be more precise, UTC...

football player
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Footballers being overpaid shocker!

Ever wondered how much it would take you to earn the same amount of money a professional footballer...

A Co-op in Corrie
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Corrie will never be the same again

Much as the auld yin would never class himself as a Corrie fan, he nevertheless gets subjected to...

New Coke
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You can’t win ‘em all

UTC is a hell of a man for a New Year’s resolution, most of them ridiculously optimistic and...

Christmas dinner
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People eat too much at Christmas shocker!

UTC loves a good Christmas nosh-up as much as the next guy, so he was fair tickled to...

54 North lager
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Close enough…

While SLR’s resident curmudgeon wouldn’t readily admit to being a company man, any reason is good enough for...