Under The Counter

This is a shopping centre
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Innocent reminders

UTC thought it would be rude not to share the latest billboard campaign from Innocent reminding us all...

Flour reduced to clear
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My, how things have changed

Mind that time when half your life was spent moaning about how your wholesaler couldn’t get you enough...

Brewdog Yaldi
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Brewdog gives it Yaldi

We’re all familiar with the discounters’ habit of creating copycat version of branded products and most of the...

Motherwell
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A week in Motherwell?

As every long-in-the-tooth hack knows, it’s all in the timing. So when the old boy was at a...

HMP Barlinnie
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Barlinnie Burger, anyone?

As we all know, home delivery has rocketed over the last few months – but UTC’s gob was...

Bottle of Hampden Angels
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Angels at Hampden?

An avid, if perennially disappointed Scotland fan, UTC was befuddled to receive a press release into his inbox...

Flushable toilet wipes
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Flushed with success

The auld yin had to doff his cop last month to the fine folks at discounter Aldi who...

Toilet Closed sign
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The fly pish phenomenon

With a heavy drinking career stretching back at least six decades, UTC will readily admit to having had...

UTC Santa
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Socially distanced Christmas

Coronavirus may have brought the world to its knees, but every cloud and all that. SLR Towers’ resident...

UTC making a sex doll
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Made redundant? We’re here to help…

Ever on the lookout for thoughtful ways to help his fellow humans, UTC thought it was his duty...