Under The Counter
Good idea turned Sour
It may be one of the latest trends in beer, but UTC is having none of it. Low...
Personalisation. You’re doing it wrong.
There are some that say UTC doesn’t have one, but the auld boy assures us his heart went...
Done to a T
We’re easily flattered here at SLR Towers so it was a day of blushes all round when we...
Moving the goalposts is a no-brainer if you want to think outside the box
Of all the things UTC hates – and there’s a long, long list of them – marketing and management jargon...
The stuff of dreams
Never having set foot inside in a McBurger King, the auld yin was suitably flummoxed by a press...
Resistance is futile
As regular readers will be aware, nothing floats the auld yin’s boat quite like a bit of pointless...
Never drink and shop
While UTC would never admit to making purchases while under the influence of alcohol, he was interested to...
Aberdeen country rockers gagged by Tabasco
While the auld yin loves a wee Ruby Murray of a Saturday evening and he can even stretch...
Flat Earthers rent shop in Inverness
Nothing gets UTC’s dander up more than the sight of a High Street with boarded-up shops. Nothing that...
Bru Dogs
The Auld Yin is thinking of launching a new regular monthly column dedicated entirely to companies who have...