Under The Counter
Sea-aged champagne. Discuss.
Not much of a champagne drinker himself, UTC was bemused to learn of the latest bit of bawbaggery...
Desperados meets Mary Whitehouse
Some members of the great British public will complain about literally anything, and UTC’s patience has worn a...
Sushi coffin anyone?
You’ve got to hand it to the Japanese. Nobody does uncomfortably weird quite like them. Take the Sushi...
Get a grip
Very occasionally the Ed has to commandeer a few column inches for a story that the auld yin...
Stairlift to heaven
Very few people can take personal offence at a press release presumably circulated to every magazine in the...
Just the Tonic
UTC has been a bit late to the ‘app’ party, only recently having traded up from his Nokia...
You’re not onto plums
The reasons why UTC chooses the topics to feature on this esteemed page are many and varied, but...
The great bog roll swindle
One of the more colourful press releases that the old boy received last month was another of those...
Get ahead, get a hat
UTC is indebted to a reader who sent him this rather blunt photograph that was taken of a...
In search of the blindingly obvious
Regular readers will no doubt be aware of UTC’s increasingly-concerning fascination with pointless research, the kind that wastes...