Under The Counter
You’re not onto plums
The reasons why UTC chooses the topics to feature on this esteemed page are many and varied, but...
The great bog roll swindle
One of the more colourful press releases that the old boy received last month was another of those...
Get ahead, get a hat
UTC is indebted to a reader who sent him this rather blunt photograph that was taken of a...
In search of the blindingly obvious
Regular readers will no doubt be aware of UTC’s increasingly-concerning fascination with pointless research, the kind that wastes...
You’re onto plums
The launch of the first ever National Plums Day triggered some fairly predictable immature banter at SLR Towers...
Desperate times call for desperate measures
The death of the high street has been predicted ever since Jesus was an altar boy, but the...
Dirty, thieving baskets!
Whether it was a minor outbreak of civil disobedience, or just good old-fashioned thievery, UTC doffed his flat...
If he only had the guts
Ye cannae whack a ridiculous job title, that’s what UTC always says. . So it was all-hail oatcake manufacturer...
What’s that droning sound?
As well know, the old fella loves a pointless celebratory day so he was very taken with the...
They do things differently in Spain
UTC is indebted to Paul Seenan of Edrington-Beam Suntory, a good friend of SLR, who took time out of...