Under The Counter
Made redundant? We’re here to help…
Ever on the lookout for thoughtful ways to help his fellow humans, UTC thought it was his duty...
Designer wheat
Never mind finding a cure for coronavirus, a team of scientists from Rothamsted Research have bred a type...
Bum deal
What with all the recent toilet roll panic buying, the auld yin was hardly surprised to see new...
Destroying beer
UTC has demolished a few pints of beer himself over the years but he was witnessed openly weeping...
Remote tourism
If lockdown is grinding your gears and you fancy zooming away to somewhere more exotic like, say, The...
Boohoo makes a booboo
Online retailer Boohoo clearly wasn't having a good day at the office when it decided it was a...
The self-isolation blues
Self-isolation has many downsides, as this Scottish Sun reader admirably demonstrated last month by putting his free Sun...
Stuffed owls and blood-stained wedding dresses
No, it’s not the title of the latest book from former Scottish Grocer editor and horror fiction writer...
Coronavirus purchase limits announced!
In light of coronavirus panic buying, several major supermarkets have been forced to impose strict buying limits in...
Cleaning up with price-marked bog roll
It never ceases to amaze UTC what you can do with a magic marker and a 4-pack of...