Under The Counter
Vegan-friendly meat and greet
The auld boy had to look twice when this particular email popped into his inbox. Having re-familiarised himself...
Copy-caterpillars
UTC has been avidly following the amusing Twitterstorm that surrounded M&S’s decision to try and do what many...
Making a mug of us…
Never known as a man to have the proper respect for his superiors, UTC was fair tickled recently...
My bog already smells like a distillery
The auld boy thought he’d share the unlikely tale of the the £182 reed diffuser that makes your...
Liven up your beer fixture with Bin Juice
Here's another April Fools gag, this one was too close to home not to share. It’s the ultimate...
Is there no beginning to Dan’s talents?
Not content with being SLR President, reigning Scottish Local Retailer of the Year and an all round good...
A billion rubber bands…
Known as Ceefax in his youth (because he was full of useless information), the old boy has a...
Burning bins to get high? It’s wheelie time to stop arson about…
UTC had to check it wasn’t April already when he received a press release from waste removal specialists...
Who remembers Kensitas Coupons?
Not much moves UTC to tears, being the emotionally stunted old codger he is, but an email that...
How’d you like them apples?
As an old skool west coaster, UTC has a natural empathy with the underdog trying to make it...