Under The Counter

New Coke
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You can’t win ‘em all

UTC is a hell of a man for a New Year’s resolution, most of them ridiculously optimistic and...

Christmas dinner
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People eat too much at Christmas shocker!

UTC loves a good Christmas nosh-up as much as the next guy, so he was fair tickled to...

54 North lager
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Close enough…

While SLR’s resident curmudgeon wouldn’t readily admit to being a company man, any reason is good enough for...

Kalettes
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No hipster Kalettes® for the auld yin, no siree

UTC is delighted that the hipster fad is all but dead and buried, except in some small corner...

Greggs sausage roll in manger
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Holy sausage rollers

UTC loves Greggs. He’s not proud of it but it’s a fact. So he was fair tickled last...

Bananas
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Bananas might disappear… says trade union

To be fair, it’s not the sort of thing you expect to hear from a trade union, so...

Very fancy porridge
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Causing a stir

Words cannot describe the expression on UTC’s face when he learned that Swede Ellinor Persson had won the...

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Roll and banjo, anyone?

Smug is the best word to describe how the auld yin looked recently when Food Standards Scotland updated...

Fiery Balls flavour doritos
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Fiery balls flavour?

UTC’s Japanese cousin Tamagotchi sent him a wee bag of crisps in the post the other day, as...

Jim Carrey holding Carling lager
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Lies, damn lies and ABVs

UTC was up in arms to discover that Carling has been brewing its beer not to the 4%...