Under The Counter
Sea-aged champagne. Discuss.
Not much of a champagne drinker himself, UTC was bemused to learn of the latest bit of bawbaggery...
Lies, damn lies and Christmas trees
By now, regular readers of this page will be only too familiar with the auld yin’s loathing of...
Cannae see the point
Technology, UTC grudgingly admits, can be a wonderful thing but oftentimes he just cannae see the point of...
Desperados meets Mary Whitehouse
Some members of the great British public will complain about literally anything, and UTC’s patience has worn a...
Sushi coffin anyone?
You’ve got to hand it to the Japanese. Nobody does uncomfortably weird quite like them. Take the Sushi...
Get a grip
Very occasionally the Ed has to commandeer a few column inches for a story that the auld yin...
Stairlift to heaven
Very few people can take personal offence at a press release presumably circulated to every magazine in the...
Just the Tonic
UTC has been a bit late to the ‘app’ party, only recently having traded up from his Nokia...
You’re not onto plums
The reasons why UTC chooses the topics to feature on this esteemed page are many and varied, but...
The great bog roll swindle
One of the more colourful press releases that the old boy received last month was another of those...