Under The Counter

Rhoderick Dhu public house
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High risk of UTC being high risk

UTC maintains a strong interest in tracking all the various surveys that come out discussing Scotland’s alleged ‘unhealthy...

Minky ironing board
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For sale: one slightly damaged ironing board

Lacking a classified section, SLR has been forced to use its online presence to offer for sale one...

great turkey defrost
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Festive TV? It’s like watching a turkey defrost

Being firmly of the bah humbug persuasion, UTC never tires of complaining about the quality of entertainment on...

Behind the scenes at Glengoyne
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Please let me into the Christmas spirit!

Christmas can be an awfy thirsty time of year in UTC’s experience, combining as it does a whole...

sea aged champagne
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Sea-aged champagne. Discuss.

Not much of a champagne drinker himself, UTC was bemused to learn of the latest bit of bawbaggery...

christmas tree
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Lies, damn lies and Christmas trees

By now, regular readers of this page will be only too familiar with the auld yin’s loathing of...

Inside the invisible cinema
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Cannae see the point

Technology, UTC grudgingly admits, can be a wonderful thing but oftentimes he just cannae see the point of...

Mary Whitehouse
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Desperados meets Mary Whitehouse

Some members of the great British public will complain about literally anything, and UTC’s patience has worn a...

Sushi coffin
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Sushi coffin anyone?

You’ve got to hand it to the Japanese. Nobody does uncomfortably weird quite like them. Take the Sushi...

Poligrip
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Get a grip

Very occasionally the Ed has to commandeer a few column inches for a story that the auld yin...