Under The Counter
High risk of UTC being high risk
UTC maintains a strong interest in tracking all the various surveys that come out discussing Scotland’s alleged ‘unhealthy...
For sale: one slightly damaged ironing board
Lacking a classified section, SLR has been forced to use its online presence to offer for sale one...
Festive TV? It’s like watching a turkey defrost
Being firmly of the bah humbug persuasion, UTC never tires of complaining about the quality of entertainment on...
Please let me into the Christmas spirit!
Christmas can be an awfy thirsty time of year in UTC’s experience, combining as it does a whole...
Sea-aged champagne. Discuss.
Not much of a champagne drinker himself, UTC was bemused to learn of the latest bit of bawbaggery...
Lies, damn lies and Christmas trees
By now, regular readers of this page will be only too familiar with the auld yin’s loathing of...
Cannae see the point
Technology, UTC grudgingly admits, can be a wonderful thing but oftentimes he just cannae see the point of...
Desperados meets Mary Whitehouse
Some members of the great British public will complain about literally anything, and UTC’s patience has worn a...
Sushi coffin anyone?
You’ve got to hand it to the Japanese. Nobody does uncomfortably weird quite like them. Take the Sushi...
Get a grip
Very occasionally the Ed has to commandeer a few column inches for a story that the auld yin...