Under The Counter

Oxy-acetylene gas bottles
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Earning a living as he does from the local retailing trade, UTC takes a morose satisfaction in hearing...

KitKat sushi
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A keen-eyed reader kindly forwarded UTC a wee news story recently about how he had been in Japan...

Hi Tea
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Despite Ross Kerr and the SGF Healthy Living Programme’s best efforts, UTC remains resolutely committed to a high...

Burgerking Valentine's Day cup
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UTC’s not much of a burger fan at the best of times – he’s more of a Gregg’s...

Umbrella drone
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If there’s one thing UTC can’t stand about winter in Scotland, it’s getting drookit on his way to...

Britain going its own way
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As we all know, UTC is never more fascinated than when confronted with a bit of spurious and...

David James
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It’s not often that you get to use the words ‘David James’ and ‘big chopper’ in the same...

Benromach 1973
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It's a distant memory now, but at the SLR Christmas party one of the office wags suggested that everyone chip-in...

Christmas jumpers
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Thanks to his extensive collection of moth-eaten woolly jumpers and cardigans, UTC has to put up with Christmas...

Getting home with Lyft
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It’s not every day that UTC picks up a good idea from his American cousins, but he was...