Under The Counter

Toast beer
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It takes a certain evil genius to bring together two of UTC’s favourite things into one handy, portable...

French cigarette packet
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UTC has never seen the reason to abandon his Golden Virginia rollies habit. And he’s always held a...

Whopper toothpaste
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UTC’s a big fan of oral hygiene. He religiously steeps his falsers in a wee cup of Steradent...

Oxy-acetylene gas bottles
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Earning a living as he does from the local retailing trade, UTC takes a morose satisfaction in hearing...

KitKat sushi
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A keen-eyed reader kindly forwarded UTC a wee news story recently about how he had been in Japan...

Hi Tea
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Despite Ross Kerr and the SGF Healthy Living Programme’s best efforts, UTC remains resolutely committed to a high...

Burgerking Valentine's Day cup
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UTC’s not much of a burger fan at the best of times – he’s more of a Gregg’s...

Umbrella drone
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If there’s one thing UTC can’t stand about winter in Scotland, it’s getting drookit on his way to...

Britain going its own way
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As we all know, UTC is never more fascinated than when confronted with a bit of spurious and...

David James
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It’s not often that you get to use the words ‘David James’ and ‘big chopper’ in the same...