Under The Counter

The Queen
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Keen Royal watchers will be aware that the Queen paid a wee visit to Falkirk last month. The...

Waitrose
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The latest General Election has proved beyond reasonable doubt that the world has gone to hell in a...

Upside-down boxes on shelf
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It’s your last day at work before you head off for pastures new. Perhaps you haven’t enjoyed the...

Tim Hortons
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As a committed Hamilton Accies fan, UTC has very little interest in either side of the Old Firm, other...

Grumpy cat
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It’s all about customer service these days, as we all know. But being something of a torn-faced auld...

Tree water
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Much gnashing of falsers and colourful language was prompted at SLR Towers last month as UTC received a...

Cat drone
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The auld yin has never had much time for pets. Walks in the rain and putting warm poo...

David Forde and James Skittery
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Erudite and sophisticated though he is, UTC couldn’t resist a titter at the news in a press release...

Space Rocket
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Budweiser must have gotten itself a new PR company recently because it’s been churning out a flurry of...

Footballer with price instead of number on back
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UTC is indebted to his former colleague Kevin Scott, now with The Herald, who sent him on a...