Under The Counter is perfectly happy slaving (or more usually slavering) away at SLR Towers. However, the notoriously sweet-toothed Auld Boy was intrigued to discover that Island Bakery Organics on the beautiful island of Mull is seeking a couple to join its close-knit team of biscuit makers, accommodation included.
Staff were so excited that their ranks could soon be swelled by Mr & Mrs UTC that they spontaneously downed tools to rush outside and launch some boxes of biscuits skyward.
Their delight was plain to see – apart from one lady. Judging by her expression, she had either met UTC before or had a firmer grasp of the laws of gravity than her colleagues.
