Burgalurs beware

Poor replica burglar alarm
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You can never be too safe when protecting your business from the sundry layabouts, no-users and vagabonds that populate this great nation, so UTC doffed his flat cap to a retailer in Falkirk (who shall remain nameless) for this fantastic and highly realistic dummy alarm box.

UTC would like to thank Premier retailer Robert Kirkwood for bringing this fine example of retail security to his attention.

We think you’ll agree that it’s the attention to detail that makes this alarm so convincing. No self-respecting burgalur would even dare try his luck at this shop, we reckon.

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