Avid readers of this page will know by now that, for his many sins, UTC is an enthusiastic Hamilton Accies fan.
Or as enthusiastic a fan as you can be when your team is rock bottom of the Scottish Premier League and recently suffered an 8-0 humping to Rangers.
So his mood was mildly improved recently when he received an email from the The Real Hoops telling him he could now buy official Hamilton Accies Gin. Then he noticed something odd on the bottle: it’s made in Dundee.
Granted, he wasn’t aware of any gin distilleries in Hamilton, but safe to say he’ll be sticking with his tried and tested 12-pack of Tennent’s and litre bottle of Grouse this Christmas.