Who ate all the halloumi falafel wraps?

Football fans

A long-suffering fan of the Hamilton Accies – The ‘Real Hoops’ – UTC will readily admit that the most enjoyable part of most Saturday afternoons is the pie he has at half-time.

So imagine the overwhelming pity that welled up inside him when he heard that English Premier League mob Chelsea have just unveiled the league’s first vegan kiosk for fans.

No pie and Bovril for this lot, but can we tempt you with the Buffalo Cauliflower Wings or the Halloumi Falafel Wraps? No? How about the Vegan Kitchen Pizza? Thought not…

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