All I want for Christmas is…

Jack Daniels dispenser

The auld yin has been known to very occasionally deviate from the spiritual path that is ‘Grouse and ice’, particularly at special times of year like Christmas where he needs all the liquid help he can get to drag his wrinkled arse through another year of having to spend extended periods of time with his family.

It’s on occasions just like this that he has been known to indulge in a wee JD and Coke.

Wouldn’t it be amazing though if somebody invented a machine that pours limitless JD and Cokes ready to drink? Well, guess what…

Now that’s got to take the edge off under-cooked turkey, over-boiled sprouts, cheap prosecco and in-laws.

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