Rita Ora. That is all.

Unlikely as it seems, UTC shares a common trait with global Scottish DJ superstar Calvin Harris: a deep-seated and mostly unhealthy interest in pop diva Rita Ora.

So when Coca-Cola sent him a pic of Rita in a fetching red outfit to promote something or other, the auld yin’s attention was duly grabbed and he nearly choked on his Irn-Bru Xtra. He was last seen mumbling something about “the youth of today” while mopping fizzy drink off his shirt with his tie.