While many men across the world have nothing but admiration for Hugh Hefner, UTC has never really gotten on with the old bugger, not since he began a generations long objectification of women in the 1950s that has been partly responsible for the continually misogynistic attitudes that persist to this day, causing societal disharmony and preventing women from, for example, earning the same as men for the same job.
But still, when he discovered that the Playboy Mansion was for sale, UTC was quick to slip an arm down the side of the sofa in search of the £138m that is required to get his hands on the five-acre plot (which has its own petting zoo). He came up £137.99999m short, but no matter – it turns out letting Shug continue to live in the house is a condition of the sale, and UTC would rather stay in his dank two-bed semi than make boiled eggs for that clown every morning.
Anyway, enjoy the picture of one of his bunnies. From the aforementioned petting zoo, obviously.
