UTC is delighted that the hipster fad is all but dead and buried, except in some small corner of East London, so he was up in arms to see a press release the other day telling him “he’ll be eating Kalettes® this Christmas”. Unless Kalettes is a new name for turkey and all the trimmings, he bloody well wouldn’t, he assured the SLR team.
Kalettes®, complete with a capital ‘K’ and a wee ®, are allegedly the latest ‘superfood’ and are a cross between kale and Brussels sprouts – two of UTC’s least favourite things. As a combo, the auld yin reckons they sound only slightly worse than the worst combo he’s tried since that unfortunate Fair Friday office party when, against his better judgment, he tried Bacardi and Vimto. Worst pint he ever drank.
