My bog already smells like a distillery

reed diffuser

The auld boy thought he’d share the unlikely tale of the the £182 reed diffuser that makes your house smell like a distillery.

UTC has been inside many a whisky distillery and only has to close his eyes to be transported back to one – but he wasn’t sure about how Mrs UTC would feel about replicating that smell in his bog at home. Mind you, we have it on good authority that his bog at home already smells like a distillery most mornings…

The final clue that this story was yet more April Fool’s nonsense: the diffuser costs £182.40.

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