A Tena for your thoughts

Tena men incontinence briefs

The annual fiasco that is the Secret Santa tradition at SLR Towers often descends into chaos and the recent 2017 edition was no different.

One wag who shall remain nameless capitalised on the fact that each gift can be no more than a tenner by buying UTC some Tena incontinence pants. Do you see what they did there? Tenner. Tena. [Presumably was an editorial guy, then? – Ed]

The pants are the latest in “bladder weakness control” apparently, and sport a “sleek new look”. Which is what the auld yin gave in response to his gift.

To be fair, the auld boy still appears to have a degree of control over his bladder. Well, apart from that one office shindig in The Horseshoe – but the less said about that the better.

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