Under The Counter has seen more stores in his time than he’s had Werther’s Originals.
Given that his dentures have fillings, that’s a lot of stores – from Kirkcudbright to Kirkcaldy, and Arbroath to Airdrie.
However, the Auld Boy’s falsers nearly hit the floor when he clocked a new retail outlet in, where else, New York.
The Travel Agency, the city’s premier legal cannabis retailer, has opened its latest location in SoHo, “blending sculptural art, visionary architecture, and functional cannabis pieces in an immersive, first-of-its-kind environment”.
If you think that sounds nuttier than an outer of KP Dry Roasted, then take a swatch at the picture. That’s the inside of a shop. Actual.
The Travel Agency caters for all cannabis consumers, “from the canna-curious to seasoned connoisseurs”.
UTC sits firmly at the canna-curious end of the spectrum, in that he’s asked the odd random stoner, “Canna have a wee puff of your wacky baccy?” This is strictly in the interests of easing his joint pain (no pun intended).
So, the Auld Boy knows just how kicking back with Mary Jane can affect one’s mental faculties. And with that in mind, he can’t think of anywhere he’d like to be stoned less than the full-on freakout-inducing Travel Agency.
Except Airdrie.
