Who’s your daddy?

UTC has no idea who snapped this notice or where the store is, although he has a sneaking suspicion it could be in Scotland or Northern Ireland.

Now, while SLR’s resident professor of pedantry has no time for the sign’s carefree use of capitals, lack of punctuation and inability to spell out the word ‘you’ in full, he wholly endorses its bracing approach to problem customers. And their parents.