Our Prime Minister… in his own words

Boris Johnson

UTC strictly avoids sullying this fine page within SLR by resorting to discussing politics but seeing as there’s just been a General Election he figured what harm could there be in just capturing some of our elected Prime Minister’s finest observations and predictions in his very own words?

  1. “My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”
  2. “Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”
  3. “My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.”
  4. “A pound spent in Croydon is of far more value to the country than a pound spent in Strathclyde. You will generate jobs in Strathclyde far more effectively if you invest in parts of London.”
  5. ‘I’m down with the ethnics.’
  6. “I can hardly condemn UKIP as a bunch of boss-eyed, foam-flecked Euro hysterics, when I have been sometimes not far short of boss-eyed, foam-flecked hysteria myself.”

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